Business
Want to be rich?
How many times have I met with Malawians who lamented: “I am poor”, “How can I start a business without money?”, “We are a landlocked country without natural resources”, etc etc etc ………….
Our President made the famous statement: “Malawi is not poor, Malawians are.”
Let us give you a few examples how people got filthy rich from humble beginnings anywhere in the world. Hopefully some of our readers get the hint: Get off your ass, get going and create a fortune – right here. read more
- Poems
- Jokes
Sunrise at Hora
Dalitso Baloyi
The innocent deciduous trees
Fuming at the languid sky
Pregnant with hope and expectation
To the east, their eyesThat this being, evaporates
And dries
These endless tears, betraying
As a guess, fight calamitiesTheir innocent gaze, at a distant
Of solace unpacked
To this age of the tide
In stormy waters of existence
As a rehearsed hymn of myopia
Euphoria lingers and ridicule
Wishing soon it sets
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Patrice Motsepe - South Africa's First Black Billionaire
On a brilliantly sunny Thursday in January, Patrice Motsepe, a vigorous 46-year-old with regal posture, is striding through a gleaming shopping mall on the Cape Town waterfront. Suddenly a crowd forms..read more
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First World Kite Powered Cargo Ship
The world's first kite-powered cargo ship set sail on Tuesday, Jan. 22, from Germany to Venezuela. Its makers hope to prove that using earth-friendly energy can also mean saving a fortune...read more
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A new dimension in leisure pursuit has descended upon Malawi
“I have been to Las Vegas and to Sun City, to London and Hong Kong,” sais one excited guest at the opening of Mustang Sally in Blantyre, “but this is not what I expected to happen in Malawi...read more
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Quotes.
I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. Richard Branson
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. George W. Bush
